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:iconfresa7794:
SORRY!!! D:

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune

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Where awesomeness and fun lives. :D
~There should be no fear of death, for the death of the body is but a gentle passing to a much freer life.~
- Helen Greaves
:iconblackrose841:
Jalapeno pepper who's name I cannot remember for the life of me: He slammed the door on my shtick!

...

Peanut: 'Cause it was funny!

Peanut is my favorite dummy of all. :rofl:

Peanut *To Jeff*: ...Whoa... It's like you know.

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...in my pants.

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<Blackrose841>It nearly made me die from meat lodged in my throat. ._.
<shadowsoldier247>.....not gonna touch that joke.

I'M IN YOUR ARTSITE, MAKING SONIC ART AND BADA DA DA DA I'M LOVIN' IT!~
:iconblackrose841:
Okay, let me edit that comment.

Jeff: Anything ELSE happen today?
Peanut: No.
Jose Jalapeno: Si.
Peanut: DAMN.
*Audience Laughter*
Jeff: What else happened?
Peanut: As we're getting out of the car today.
Jeff: What happened?
Jose: He "shlammed" my "shtick" in the door.
*Audence Laugher*
Jose: And now I have a "shore" "shtick".
*Laugher Continues*
Jeff: Peanut, did you apoligise?
Peanut: *Snickers* No.
Jeff: Why not?
Peanut: 'Cause I couldn't, I couldn't BREATHE.
Jeff: Why couldn't you breathe?
Jose: 'Cause he was laughing so hard.
*Audience Laughter*

Peanut is my favorite of ALL. :rofl:

Peanut *To Jeff*: ...Whoa... It's like you know.

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...in my pants.

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<Blackrose841>It nearly made me die from meat lodged in my throat. ._.
<shadowsoldier247>.....not gonna touch that joke.

I'M IN YOUR ARTSITE, MAKING SONIC ART AND BADA DA DA DA I'M LOVIN' IT!~
:iconcielphantomhivelover:
:iconyawnplz: aw darn, i thought it was a real peanut...

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I love guys with eye patches.....:heart:
:iconmultipleanimeartpics:
Peanut: -crinkled face, backs away from jeff a few times-
Jeff: WHAT!
Peanut: Dude you need a tictac!

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Simmons: What country we're on an alien planet! Griff: What are you a communist? Simmons: Son of a Bitch Griff: Son of a Bitch! Church(In Lopez): Madre De Dios!
~~RVB Episode 19
Proud to be a Canadian :flagcanada:
:icondimentio-gir:
:iconpeanutplz: : a guy in a blue preus!
:salute: *thump*
:iconfacepalmplz: ow!

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:juggle: life is like a circus :juggle:
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"Not now Mr.Tweetums, I'm trying to stalk my nemisis"
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I don't care if I can read Japaneese or not, if I go to Japan I'm buying Mother 3
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HibbidyHoppis, Shibbidydibbidy-something-about a turtle! :)
:iconthegigglingcherry:
PEANUT! Jefafa Dunhhhaaaammmm......dot cooom. *gigglesnort*
PEANUT RULES
I wonder where Achmed is.

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Emotes make chat so much more colorful.
:la::dummy::sing::party::eyes::B:):D:juggle::noes::w00t::giggle:

click the link, it dares you to... [link]
:iconkmwblackbelt:
:iconachmedplz:

hes right here 8D

:iconachmedplz::iconsaysplz: I kill you!!

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Visit my baby dragon!!!! :3 [link]
:iconthegigglingcherry:
SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU TOO!

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Emotes make chat so much more colorful.
:la::dummy::sing::party::eyes::B:):D:juggle::noes::w00t::giggle:

click the link, it dares you to... [link]
:iconkmwblackbelt:
XD

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